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Today on Shitty Movie Theater: let's talk about N-Secure.
( I'd rather another man stick his dick in my mouth than in my woman )
( I'd rather another man stick his dick in my mouth than in my woman )
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I spent my afternoon watching Wonder Boys and painting my nails Iron Man (red and gold) and Hulk (purple and green) colors.
THIS IS HOW I ROLL NOW, APPARENTLY.
THIS IS HOW I ROLL NOW, APPARENTLY.
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And then Breakout Kings was canceled. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
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Ugh Criminal Minds I know sometimes you are off but YOU ARE STILL THE BEST FOUND FAMILY, FOR REAL.
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Aaaaaaaaaand then tonight I found out my cousin's husband is an extra in The Avengers. DAMN YOU TO HELL, JEFF.
( where you can find him! Because I apparently TOTALLY MISSED HIM BOTH TIMES )
( where you can find him! Because I apparently TOTALLY MISSED HIM BOTH TIMES )
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Okay: twenty-two weeks, the Mikaelsons, a pile of dead people, horrible torture, the world's most appropriate song choices, roughly twenty-six instances of me breaking down crying, and Elena! Finally! Chooses! Season finale, guys. BUCKLE UP.
( tvd 3.22: the departed )
( tvd 3.22: the departed )
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Breakout Kings is Prison Break's dumb little brother. I MEAN THAT LITERALLY.
HEY INTERNETS LET ME GIVE YOU ALL MY LLOYD FEELS.
HEY INTERNETS LET ME GIVE YOU ALL MY LLOYD FEELS.
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Stolen from Tumblr:
#one of my best friend’s life wishes is for me to become famous #and for people to try and write fanfiction about me #so she can laugh at it #and see if anyone can capture even a quarter of the weird shit that I do
Seriously. I promise you, I am way, way weirder than I let on.
#one of my best friend’s life wishes is for me to become famous #and for people to try and write fanfiction about me #so she can laugh at it #and see if anyone can capture even a quarter of the weird shit that I do
Seriously. I promise you, I am way, way weirder than I let on.
Okay, everybody: four episodes left this year. We're just down to wind sprints, now. Here we go.
( tvd 3.19: heart of darkness )
( tvd 3.19: heart of darkness )
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Okay, y'all: It has been a long 40 days, I have all five lead-in movies, and I am extremely susceptible right now. Seriously. I'm on pain meds and getting ready for tonight's TVD.
Pimp me into The Avengers. Picspams, fic links, wacky anecdotes, whatever you got: HIT ME.
Pimp me into The Avengers. Picspams, fic links, wacky anecdotes, whatever you got: HIT ME.
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The Legend of Korra: AWESOME. It's like A:TLA had a baby with Baccano! and its stepdad was steampunk.
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The Cabin in the Woods: Loved it. Exactly as good as everyone says it is, and just as much not at all what you're thinking. Funny, smart, a little mean--if someone tries to spoil this for you, punch that person in the face and go to the theater immediately.
(An actual review will be coming sometime next week, mostly because I don't want to run the risk of spoiling it for anyone. Feel free to comment, though! And the comments *will* contain spoilers, so.)
(An actual review will be coming sometime next week, mostly because I don't want to run the risk of spoiling it for anyone. Feel free to comment, though! And the comments *will* contain spoilers, so.)
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