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So for a variety of reasons, including my father's death back in October, I've fallen out of recapping TVD. Not watching it, I still do that, but just ranting about it on the internet like a crazy person. But I decided to come out of semi-retirement tonight (and possibly afterwards; we'll see) for this, the one hundredth episode of the craziest-ass vampire show on TV.

Happy anniversary, baby. I still love you best.

( tvd 100: 500 years of solitude )

TVD: The College Years. Buffy took a while to get its footing; I'm expecting the same here, and am being generous re: leeway.

( tvd 5.1: I know what you did last summer )

Bad news: Wade Robson (remember him? Oh, popslash. You were a billion years ago) is suing Michael Jackson's estate, alleging that he was molested by the singer.

Good news: Daniel Gillies and his wife, Rachel Leigh Cook, are having a baby! If they legit name him or her Keanu Robocop, I am buying someone a fruit basket.

And now it's back to fruitlessly passing the time until Haven S4 (UGH WILL YOU NEVER BE SEPTEMBER) by watching Danish cop shows, because Hannibal has broken me and this is who I am now. (You guys, remind me to talk to you a lot about the 2004 King Arthur movie, in which Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham are two of Arthur's knights. THERE IS HORSE REINCARNATION, IT IS KIND OF FANTASTIC.)

( tvd 4.19: pictures of you )

And now I have to go watch Beauty & the Beast despite it being terrible UGH THE THINGS I AM DOING FOR YOU LUCAS BRYANT.

First one of the new year, guys!

( tvd 4.10: after school special )

OH SHIT YOU GUYS ALL OF THAT JUST HAPPENED. NO ONE CHECK TWITTER ON THE WEST COAST 'TIL YOU'VE SEEN IT.

( tvd 4.07: my brother's keeper )