the bite is a gift my ASS

[iphignia939]

SO APPARENTLY I HAVE FAIRLY STRONG FEELS RE: TEEN WOLF

WHOOPS

...yeah, so basically everyone who's not Stiles, Scott, Allison, or Lydia? Can drop dead. The Argents are preparing to slaughter most of the town; Derek, in response--or possibly because he is the SHITTIEST ALPHA EVER--is making every downtrodden teenager he can hoodwink into a werewolf, and apparently teaching them all how to be assholes? IDK, God knows Scott is basically the World's Worst Werewolf, but you know what? Scott doesn't try to murder teenagers, ISAAC, or beat the shit out of Stiles and toss him in a dumpster, ERICA, so I say yay for shitty werewolves. SHITTY WEREWOLVES WILL SURVIVE GRANDPA SAUL TIGH, OKAY.

You know what? I am legit starting to think that Peter Hale was kind of an okay guy. Yeah, he murdered Laura and a lot of other people, but he wasn't a total asshole about being Alpha the way Derek is. Seriously, show, when you are making me want to be on Team Argent? YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG, OH MY GOD.

(Sidebar: I am all for the bite being a gift! Yay for the transformative power of a new chance! But that doesn't mean you get to be an asshole to the one person on this ENTIRE STUPID GODDAMN SHOW who has ever totally been okay with you guys. Not even SCOTT is as okay with werewolves as Stiles is, and what does he get for his troubles? TREATED FUCKING HORRIBLY.)

Seriously: Team Argent until things improve. Scott, just--you, Allison, Lydia, and Stiles sit this out, then go back to having actual fucking lives when Grandpa rolls out of town when Derek and the Hale-ettes are dead. This is some bullshit, and I just--OH MY GOD DEREK HALE I CANNOT BELIEVE I EVER FUCKING LIKED YOU.

GODDAMMIT I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT THIS.

Comments

[scy]

I am hoping that there is something other than DEREK HALE AND HIS BAND OF ASSHOLE MISFIT TOYS. Because, I like the character. Just. WTF.

[iphignia939]

Remember when we thought Derek was going to be a good alpha? Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

[scy]

Oh, how we hoped....

[summerstorm]

I haven't even watched this episode yet but I've read some spoilers and I just want to say I appreciate your existence and this post. Because yes.

[iphignia939]

I just--I don't get that! I am all for the new kids being all "yeah! Now I understand that I have agency and can make real changes in my life!", because that is *great*, but that doesn't mean you then get to become an asshole. When SCOTT is the best werewolf on this show, YOU ARE ALL DOING IT WRONG.