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iphignia939 May. 28th, 2011 09:03 pm)
iphignia939 May. 28th, 2011 09:03 pm)You would think, in terms of terrible movies the cast of The Vampire Diaries has been in, that Nina Dobrev might win for Never Cry Werewolf, which is basically a werewolf rip-off of Fright Night, featuring Kevin Sorbo in the Roddy McDowell role only as an inept monster hunter. You could also certainly argue Somerhalder for The Tournament, which we've previously discussed.
But no. No, my friends. Both of those are but candle flames. So is Steven McQueen being in Pirahna 3D, though that whips around and becomes awesome because a) underwater lesbian sex scene set to classical music and b) Jerry O'Connell getting castrated by murderous prehistoric fish.
And that is because Matt Davis is in BloodRayne.
Yeah. BloodRayne. Which features Kristianna Loken as a half-vampire who sets out, alongside Michael Madsen and Michelle Rodriguez, to kill vampire Ben Kingsley (!). And you would think all of these elements would be great, but. But.
Matt Davis is in BloodRayne, you guys. GAUNTLET: THROWN.
But no. No, my friends. Both of those are but candle flames. So is Steven McQueen being in Pirahna 3D, though that whips around and becomes awesome because a) underwater lesbian sex scene set to classical music and b) Jerry O'Connell getting castrated by murderous prehistoric fish.
And that is because Matt Davis is in BloodRayne.
Yeah. BloodRayne. Which features Kristianna Loken as a half-vampire who sets out, alongside Michael Madsen and Michelle Rodriguez, to kill vampire Ben Kingsley (!). And you would think all of these elements would be great, but. But.
Matt Davis is in BloodRayne, you guys. GAUNTLET: THROWN.
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I have so much love for that terrible, terrible movie. It's not healthy.
And not only is Matt Davis in BloodRayne, he has a really godawful sex scene in BloodRayne, which I think takes it to a whole new level.
Beat that, other Vampire Diaries stars!
Except you know you can't.
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Oh, movies.
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How have I not seen this?
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Did you know he's also in an especially awful Steven Seagal movie? Because he is. It's really bad. Just...really bad. I only know this because I added his entire filmography to my Netflix queue in what had to be a fit of insanity.