fic: Dicker (PSOH/Umineko, gen, 1/1)

In which Count D buys a certain kind of cicada, and should really be glad he didn’t get the seagull, too.

( PSOH/Umineko no Naku Koro ni: Dicker )

Damon Salvatore: STILL NOT A BIRD

DEAR INTERNET

LET'S TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT THE VAMPIRE DIARIES, K? SHOW OR NOVEL, DOESN'T MATTER.

ALSO IF YOU WANTED TO YELL AT ME ABOUT OTHER LJ SMITH TERRIBLE/GLORIOUS YA NOVELS, THAT WOULD ALSO BE TWO THUMBS UP