my relationship with White Collar is like a Text From Last Night:

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I tell myself I shouldn't go back to my ex, because he did shitty things (see: the first half of S3), but then one night I get sad and drunk and he shows up at my apartment and we have a long talk about how he's changed (see: the second half of S2).

I'm not sure where Bomer and DeKay figure in exactly, but ugh, White Collar, LET'S PRETEND THE FIRST 8 EPISODES NEVER HAPPENED, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, HONEY.