we have a Situation

Goddammit, Noah Segan, I already liked you, I did not need to know you were a GURPS guy.

(I have never played GURPS; I was a White Wolf/WoD person. But that--I already have a Noah Segan problem! It's like when I found out Sam Witwer and his bros rent a house just for gaming like twice a year: PROBLEMATIC IN THE BEST WAY.)