I WAS KIND OF TEMPTED TO CHANGE "BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE" TO "MONSTERS OF FOLK" BECAUSE OF IAN SOMERHALDER'S DESPERATE LOVE OF CONOR OBERST, BUT I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE TOO IN-JOKEY.

Also, you cannot tell me Stefan was not, back in the day, a giant Julianna Hatfield fan. YOU CANNOT. I WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOU.