1) Thanks to gyzym
, I am now stuck with the idea of girl!Neal (as in, turned into a girl, not always-a-lady) in my head. Do you have any idea how distracting this is? Seriously. I have stuff I should be doing.
2) Thanks to myself
, I am also stuck with the idea of an AU where Sam and Dean Winchester were turned into vampires in 1864, and have to be hunted down by the Salvatore brothers. (Extra fun: the JDM analogue in this one is James Fucking Remar.
(Stefan/Castiel! Tell me that would not be awesome.)
3) You can tell me that there's a better Damon/Bonnie song than Lady Gaga's "Teeth", but I don't know that I would believe you.
4) I am actually writing fanfic again! I know!
Granted, it's a Big Eden/Tru Calling crossover, which means I've become That Person, the one who writes fanfic crossing over fandoms Y and Z because they like fandom X, but you know what? It's the first actual, long-ass story I've written since last year, so bite it.
4a) If you sit down and do the math, it is disturbingly easy to figure that a couple years before she was a party planner named Elizabeth [maiden name], Elizabeth Burke was a lieutenant in the LAPD, running roughshod over Bill Bellamy and Peter Facinelli. I would pay real money for someone else to end up writing this.
5) Adam Lambert thinks Ian Somerhalder is magical. A. Lam! I knew there was a reason I liked you best! (By fractions, because I stil love Kris, but come on.)