Since I was a kid, I've had this weird...I don't know, verbal tic, kind of. I mutter to myself. Not always out loud - usually not, if anyone else is around - but pretty much constantly in my head. Seriously, I spent half of high school doing this with Buffy quotes. IDK, it's soothing. And occasionally, I add in stuff to the rotation. (The Thirst gave me "Sometimes they get loose, so, you know, that's why you have the nail gun," which you have to do in a terrible Russian accent.)

So when I tell you that sometimes when I'm stuck in traffic, or doing something irritating, I mutter "you'd better lawyer up, asshole, because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for everything", no one should be terribly surprised, at this point.

(You have to whisper it, though. For EFFECT.)

--anyone else do this, or am I just crazier than normal?


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