And then, because that is how this works with me, I watched seven episodes of this amazingly dumb show in a day. Still not as bad as the time I watched the entire 13-episode run of Conviction in an afternoon. (Totally worth it, if only to see Eric Balfour speak Spanish and bust out a confession of love during - you guessed it - a GODDAMN HOSTAGE CRISIS. I sense a theme.)

( and so we come to the rest of the story: MVP, eps 4-10 )

Oh my God you guys, we need to have a long talk about MVP. Or, as the DVD copy calls it, MVP: The Secret Lives of Hockey Wives.

( MVP: Why You Should Watch This Show )