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2013-12-13 11:07 pm
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haven 4x13: the lighthouse

OH MY GOD ALL OF THAT JUST HAPPENED I KIND OF WANT TO PUKE AND START SCREAMING AT STRANGERS

In lieu of that, I will be over here, spending hiatus - GET ON THAT, SYFY - writing the Nathan/Duke [SPOILERS] story that clearly followed post 4x10, because I have eyes and I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF A HAPPY PLACE RIGHT NOW.
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2013-11-22 11:23 pm
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that said, tonight's ep was GREAT.

...so I'm basically going to spend the last two episodes of this season of Haven drinking and crying. Anyone else? Thoughts?
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2013-11-08 10:22 pm
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it's called Playing House and IT IS NOT VERY GOOD

The fact that there's a TV movie where a pregnant Myka Bering has to choose between Nathan Wuornos and Jack Carter makes me very, very glad Canada exists.
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2013-10-25 11:08 pm
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Haven 4x7: Lay Me Down

I'm sure Dracula was great and all - or delightfully terrible, one of the two - but I was watching Haven and NOW MY MIND IS BLOWN ALL TO HELL. DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?

ALL OF THAT JUST HAPPENED.

*MUPPET ARMS*

ALSO WE ONLY HAVE SIX EPISODES LEFT THIS YEAR OH GOD THIS SHOW.
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2013-10-11 11:05 pm
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haven 4x5: the new girl

OH MY GOD

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

THAT JUST HAPPENED

MIND: BLOWN

(Thanks to everyone for the well wishes. I'm going to be scarce on here 'til Tuesday afternoon - services at Monday, burial's Tuesday AM - but I had to drop in for this, OH SHIT Y'ALL.)
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2013-09-13 05:43 pm
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Haven 4x1 spoiler post

On the off chance anyone WANTS to discuss it afterwards (11 PM EST), here's the Haven 4x1 spoiler post. I'm not putting spoiler space in, and I will probably be shrieking in all caps, so there's that.

Join me! We can all shriek together!
iphignia939: (every 27 years (haven OT3) (julietohara.)
2013-09-12 05:49 pm
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Pimp Posts & You: Haven

So there's this show on SyFy (ugh, that spelling) called Haven. It's pretty great! You should watch it. A LOT.

Pimp Posts and You: Haven )

As with any pimp post, I freely admit I could have gotten something wrong; if I did, feel free to leave corrections in the comments--or post other things you think people should know, whatever.

Season Four starts Friday, September 13 - I KNOW - at 10 PM EST. Now with 100% extra Colin Ferguson!
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2013-09-11 11:27 pm
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(no subject)

Tomorrow, if I get my shit together and finish it tonight, the Haven pimp post. Haven: returning Friday! There is a time jump! These people did a fan panel at SDCC shitfaced! THEY ARE THE BEST, OKAY.

(Seriously. I'm not letting myself think about it too much, lest I get really nothing done for the next two days.)
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2013-04-14 11:37 pm
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IT IS NEVER GOING TO BE SEPTEMBER, OH MY GOD

I'm sitting here, listening to Save Rock & Roll and sitting on my hands to keep from writing the Haven OT3 "when the Troubles are over, Nathan's gonna be touch-starved" story. Ten bucks says he turns into the Maine version of the Bacchae. Or, you know, the law-enforcement-not-a-lady version.

This is the kind of shit that happens when I spent a solid week listening to Fall Out Boy and stumbling back down the Supernatural hole. I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, YOU SONS OF BITCHES.

(...seriously, I am probably going to write that. And I apologize in advance, because I am rusty like a gate.)
iphignia939: (who hasn't slept with Bryce Larkin)
2013-03-03 08:59 pm

fandom, let's all go TO THE LAGOON.

And then, because that is how this works with me, I watched seven episodes of this amazingly dumb show in a day. Still not as bad as the time I watched the entire 13-episode run of Conviction in an afternoon. (Totally worth it, if only to see Eric Balfour speak Spanish and bust out a confession of love during - you guessed it - a GODDAMN HOSTAGE CRISIS. I sense a theme.)

and so we come to the rest of the story: MVP, eps 4-10 )
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2013-02-28 06:29 pm

(no subject)

I...you guys, I really wish I could podcast at all, because I would literally just be liveblogging this shit out loud.

MVP Watch-along, eps 2 $& 3 )
iphignia939: ((not an accountant))
2013-02-27 08:02 pm

internet: I bring you DAMON TREBUCHET.

Oh my God you guys, we need to have a long talk about MVP. Or, as the DVD copy calls it, MVP: The Secret Lives of Hockey Wives.

MVP: Why You Should Watch This Show )
iphignia939: (Steve Tabernackle was a good man)
2013-02-27 06:39 pm
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(no subject)

You guys, the full post of this is coming later tonight or tomorrow - but for real, we all as people need to have a looooooooong talk about MVP: The Secret Lives of Hockey Wives.
iphignia939: (WC het OTP)
2013-01-22 07:01 pm
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(no subject)

In other news, none of you told me about Haven and I feel like this is how firings happen.

Competent ladies who do not let their emotions get the best of them! Small town with a dark secret! Nova Scotia passing for a small New England town! Awkward interpersonal dynamics! My secret Adam Copeland problem from the year-and-a-half I watched WWE in high school! Eric Balfour, who's aging great *and* smuggling things on his boat! Emily Rose and her everything! OH HEY LET ME YELL AT YOU ABOUT LUCAS BRYANT'S FACE FOR A WHILE.

You guys, I watched the season finale without actually watching the show before - except for like half of one episode in S2 - and I started tearing up. THAT IS NEVER A GOOD SIGN, FOR ME.

So, yeah: feel free to pimp me things. Mixes, vids, fic, you name it. Picspams? Point me at 'em. I am catching up on three seasons here and IT IS NOT ALL IN MY FACE IMMEDIATELY WHY IS THAT.