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2013-12-13 11:07 pm
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haven 4x13: the lighthouse

OH MY GOD ALL OF THAT JUST HAPPENED I KIND OF WANT TO PUKE AND START SCREAMING AT STRANGERS

In lieu of that, I will be over here, spending hiatus - GET ON THAT, SYFY - writing the Nathan/Duke [SPOILERS] story that clearly followed post 4x10, because I have eyes and I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF A HAPPY PLACE RIGHT NOW.
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2013-11-22 11:23 pm
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that said, tonight's ep was GREAT.

...so I'm basically going to spend the last two episodes of this season of Haven drinking and crying. Anyone else? Thoughts?
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2013-11-08 10:22 pm
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it's called Playing House and IT IS NOT VERY GOOD

The fact that there's a TV movie where a pregnant Myka Bering has to choose between Nathan Wuornos and Jack Carter makes me very, very glad Canada exists.
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2013-10-25 11:08 pm
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Haven 4x7: Lay Me Down

I'm sure Dracula was great and all - or delightfully terrible, one of the two - but I was watching Haven and NOW MY MIND IS BLOWN ALL TO HELL. DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?

ALL OF THAT JUST HAPPENED.

*MUPPET ARMS*

ALSO WE ONLY HAVE SIX EPISODES LEFT THIS YEAR OH GOD THIS SHOW.
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2013-10-11 11:05 pm
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haven 4x5: the new girl

OH MY GOD

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

THAT JUST HAPPENED

MIND: BLOWN

(Thanks to everyone for the well wishes. I'm going to be scarce on here 'til Tuesday afternoon - services at Monday, burial's Tuesday AM - but I had to drop in for this, OH SHIT Y'ALL.)
iphignia939: (at the end of the world (TVD))
2013-10-03 10:04 pm
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"You bought a Panini press?"

TVD: The College Years. Buffy took a while to get its footing; I'm expecting the same here, and am being generous re: leeway.

tvd 5.1: I know what you did last summer )
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2013-09-13 05:43 pm
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Haven 4x1 spoiler post

On the off chance anyone WANTS to discuss it afterwards (11 PM EST), here's the Haven 4x1 spoiler post. I'm not putting spoiler space in, and I will probably be shrieking in all caps, so there's that.

Join me! We can all shriek together!
iphignia939: (every 27 years (haven OT3) (julietohara.)
2013-09-12 05:49 pm
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Pimp Posts & You: Haven

So there's this show on SyFy (ugh, that spelling) called Haven. It's pretty great! You should watch it. A LOT.

Pimp Posts and You: Haven )

As with any pimp post, I freely admit I could have gotten something wrong; if I did, feel free to leave corrections in the comments--or post other things you think people should know, whatever.

Season Four starts Friday, September 13 - I KNOW - at 10 PM EST. Now with 100% extra Colin Ferguson!
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2013-09-11 11:27 pm
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(no subject)

Tomorrow, if I get my shit together and finish it tonight, the Haven pimp post. Haven: returning Friday! There is a time jump! These people did a fan panel at SDCC shitfaced! THEY ARE THE BEST, OKAY.

(Seriously. I'm not letting myself think about it too much, lest I get really nothing done for the next two days.)
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2013-06-20 11:09 pm
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re: Hannibal S1 finale

Here's the main thing about Hannibal that, as a rule, breaks my heart: )

Aaaaaaaand now that we have roughly 6-8 months of NOTHING to deal with, it's time to start in on Project Gale Watches All Those Danish Movies She's "Obtained", interspersed with the ongoing Project 180 and Hugh Dancy, I Cannot Believe I Watched Basic Instinct 2 For You and David Morissey.
iphignia939: (magneto was right (XMFC))
2013-06-16 09:12 pm

oh look! now I have an opinion!

Sooooooo apparently the way to turn me from someone who watches GOT every week but doesn't especially give a shit to someone who wants ALL THE NEWS RIGHT NOW NOW NOW GIMME is to mention that not only have they contacted Mads Mikkelsen to play Euron Greyjoy, they're in negotiations.

OH LOOK FEELS, HERE YOU ARE.

(And not that I need to say anything, because as far as I know this is Tumblr losing its shit over a rumor, but GOT only does 10 eps a year, and the Greyjoy thing isn't--I can't see him being in more than 4? And it films at a weird time, so it's totally doable to play Euron and still be The World's Best Cannibal.)
iphignia939: (all out of bubblegum (WC))
2013-06-07 05:51 pm
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movie review: The Three Musketeers (2011)

HANNIBAL FANDOM, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE 2011 VERSION OF THE THREE MUSKETEERS. BECAUSE WE NEED TO.

movie review: The Three Musketeers )
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2013-06-06 06:50 pm
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signal boost!

I usually don't do this, because I try to keep RL out of this journal, BUT:

[personal profile] zillahseye is trying to get her living situation sorted at the moment; details can be found at the post HERE, but if you live in the Wisconsin area - or anywhere nearby, and are cool being foster parents to three pretty awesome cats - and can help her out, it'd be appreciated.

(ED: Post currently f-locked; if you're looking for information, hit me up in the comments.)
iphignia939: (Xavier's School For Fantastic Bitches (X)
2013-05-30 06:30 pm
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I did not especially miss this feeling, frankly

Tonight's May 30. Supposedly, we find out whether or not Hannibal is canceled before June 1, so theoretically tomorrow. So if you're one of the, like, six people I have friended on Twitter - holy God, this show made me get a Twitter account - sorry for the spam from 10-11 PM EST.

I literally haven't had the Fandom Stomach in years. You know, the one where you actually worry about cancellation? TVD's spoiled me, I think, but it's more like I haven't given this much of a shit in a really, really long time, and as awful as it makes me feel, I don't want it to go anywhere.

So, you know, if you have ten seconds tonight and want to send up a prayer to the programming gods or the fandom gnomes, it'd be appreciated. I'm going to be over here, holding a teeny tiny prayer circle and trying not to think about even the possibility of it being canceled I DIDN'T SAY IT YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.
iphignia939: (Xavier's School For Fantastic Bitches (X)
2013-05-23 06:26 pm
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tonight's Twitter hashtag: #ThisIsMyDesign

And since we're in the TVD hiatus - see y'all in September, it's time for Hannibal Thursdays, in which Bryan Fuller makes a show that EATS MY FACE (heh) (pun intended) and I join a nearby prayer circle that it doesn't get canceled because EVEN JOKING ABOUT IT IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, OKAY.

Feel free to freak out here post 11 PM EST! God knows I will be!