Fandom: Warehouse 13
Characters: Artie Nielsen. Mentions Pete, Myka, Claudia, Mrs Frederic, H.G. Wells, Walter Sykes.
Word Count: 745
Spoilers: Series 4, Episode 1: A New Hope
Summary: Artie knows there was no other choice but to use the failsafe.
Content Notes: None needed.
Written For: Challenge 204: 24 Hours.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Warehouse 13, or the characters. They belong to their creators.
A/N: By happy chance, I saw this episode last night for the first time and it was ideal for the challenge, so here's my first attempt at writing Warehouse 13.
( Failsafe... )
The operation was supposed to go without a hitch. Peter would make the deal, saw the take down phrase, piece of cake, right? Then Neal gets a nightly phone call from Peter. This fic is dated pre-series, so there is no White Collar team (as we know it) Peter can rely on.
Words: 807, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Eliot's idea of medical treatment is...unique.
Based on The Carnival Job
Words: 2220, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
GET YURIO LAID! He’s a very good boy and he’s had a very tough year. This is all healthy, life-affirming porn here:
Explicit, 1570 words. Texting turns into flirting turns into sexting. Cringingly realistic depiction of teenage awkwardness and nervous excitement, and so funny (and so, so hot). Comes with a smutty sequel, [eggplant emoji].
The picture comes out pretty good, Yuri decides, slapping a filter on it and sending it before he gets cold feet. He'd do himself, probably. Maybe Otabek would do him too.
He puts his shirt back on and buries his face in the pillow. Ugh, feelings. They're the worst. Why does Otabek have to have that serious, cute, seriously cute face, and that ass? Why does his opinion have to matter so much to Yuri?
When his phone dings, Yuri has to take some deep cleansing breaths before he can look at it. But when he does --
holy shit. I want to make you look like that
Mature, 5007 words. Another long-distance phone sex fic, in an alternate timeline where Yuri doesn’t medal at the GPF, and Otabek does. Achingly lovely.
After that, Otabek starts sending Yuri more pictures of himself. Shots at the rink; a video clip, short and shaky, of him not quite landing a quad Lutz. In front of a Tim Hortons, making a face at a cup of coffee while two girls laugh at him. That one, Otabek captions, don’t worry, they’re dating each other. Yuri sends back do you think you’re funny, and, because words alone cannot capture the depth of his disdain, refuses to answer Otabek’s messages for three days.
He doesn’t send back pictures often. Otabek follows him on Instagram, anyway, and it seems like admitting something to take photographs just for him. So he mostly just talks: short, idle thoughts he drops into the ether. What’s Canada’s deal with this Tim Horton guy. Beat Georgi at nationals. Do you like cats.
Explicit, 14526 words. More long-distance fic, in which Yuri keeps dropping hints. Suuuuper hot, and also comes with a deliciously dirty sequel, you catch on like a bonfire.
Otabek looks at the clock; it’s past two a.m. in Saint Petersburg. He had no idea they’ve been talking this long.
“Do you wanna—” Yuri starts at the same time as Otabek says, “Are you planning on staying upright tomorrow in practice? Because that might be a problem if we keep this up.”
Yuri snorts unattractively. “Please, I could keep myself upright in my sleep. My balance is amazing.”
Otabek remembers the wide-eyed, bird-boned boy, executing a perfect arabesque so effortlessly it almost made him cry, the shame of his own inadequacy burning in his throat.
Explicit, 15485 words. Three years on, Yuri is living with Victor and Yuuri when he confesses something to Otabek. Gorgeous pining, flawless characterization, and one of my favorite Yuuri+Yurio scenes EVER:
Katsuki watches him carefully. “Teach you,” he repeats, like a statement rather than a question.
“Yes. How to…how to do that. Everything you know.” Yuri swallows, and then reaches out and rests a couple of fingers on Katsuki’s knee. Those big, dark eyes go wide suddenly, as he realizes what Yuri means.
To his credit, Katsuki a couple of years ago would have probably jumped a foot in the air, screamed, left a pig-shaped hole in the farthest wall in his haste to get away. But he's changed since coming to Saint Petersburg. He's more relaxed, smiles more, makes more stupid jokes. Even so, he draws in a long, unsteady inhale, and says quietly, “Oh, Yurio, no.”
Explicit, 10456 words. Otabek is clueless, so Yuri decides to make his meaning clear by taking Otabek “on the date of a lifetime … He’s going to date the shit out of Otabek.” Funny and awkward!
“Are you actually going to eat any of that?” Otabek asks when Yuri buys a large popcorn, Milk Duds, an Icee with every flavor, and a questionable-looking hotdog.
“I’m going to eat all of this,” Yuri says. “In about thirty seconds. As soon as we sit down.”
They find their seats. Otabek moves to push the armrest between them down and before Yuri can even think about it, he backhands it into the upright position. The corners of Otabek’s mouth turn up very slightly, but he doesn’t say anything about it.
General Audiences, 5799 words. Yuri and Otabek are dating, but Yuri hasn’t gotten laid yet. The gang attempts to help. No actual porn, but a hilarious ensemble fic, in which everyone is delightful.
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Go forth and shower these writers with praise!
Mozzie plans on spending the day relaxing at one of his favorite spots. An appearance from Elizabeth throws that into the air.
Words: 3658, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 4 of Mozzie/Neal
The new guy in the White Collar unit is... somewhat unusual.
Or, Neal didn't run away after learning about his dad ( well, he kind of did, but not really ). Instead, he changed names and became a cop. Things happened. And eventually, he joined the FBI.
Words: 2300, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: White Collar
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/M, Gen
- Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Mozzie (White Collar), Elizabeth Burke, Satchmo (White Collar), Sara Ellis
- Relationships: Peter Burke & Neal Caffrey, Neal Caffrey/Sara Ellis, Diana Berrigan & Neal Caffrey, Neal Caffrey & Clinton Jones, Lauren Cruz & Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke/Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey & Mozzie
- Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, FBI Agent!Neal, Police Officer!Neal, undercover!Neal
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James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson: gets assigned to Marvel, since it could mean comics or MCU.
James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson (MCU): I assume this means one disambiguation for the relationship as a whole, and put it in MCU.
James "Bucky" Barnes(Ultimates)/Steve Rogers (MCU)/Sam Wilson (MCU): there is a comics disambig and a movies disambig so it gets assigned to Marvel, which covers both.
I've never been to the capital. I don't speak the language that people mostly speak there. (Everyone else in my family does speak it, but at home we always spoke Russian, the de facto lingua franca of the USSR, and that's all I managed to pick up by 7.) Kiev is new to me, and not new because I grew up on stories about it. (My aunt grew up there.) Odessa is familiar, full of people who will be happy to see me, but foreign too, like just another random European city, with buildings and customs that don't conform to the West Asian norms I find familiar and standard.
Anyway, if I started describing my feelings in earnest we'd never be done with parentheses.
I expect this trip will be a mindfuck. I expect being stuck with my parents for two weeks straight will be... a challenge. I hope, intensely, that the next two weeks will be wonderful and healing as well, as going home usually is.
Take care, friends.
Bryce was dead.
Very dead. As absolutely dead as can be.
Danny, or rather Neal as he now went by, had seen the cover story in the newspaper and had been sent not one but two very official CIA “this agent was killed in action” letters to confirm it.
And despite the very, very dead nature of his brother there he was.
[In which Bryce and Neal are twins and a case causes Bryce to arrive as the CIA agent working with the White Collar team. I will probably add more Chuck characters in later chapters but I won't tag them until I do as I'm currently only tagging the characters that will 100% be in it.]
Words: 1087, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: White Collar, Chuck (TV)
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Characters: Neal Caffrey, Bryce Larkin, Peter Burke, Mozzie (White Collar), Ellen Parker, Elizabeth Burke, Diana Berrigan, Clinton Jones, Chuck Bartowski
- Additional Tags: Neal Caffrey & Bryce Larkin Are Twins
2. Recently my Dreamwidth pages have stopped defaulting to https, which means sometimes I get a log-in screen instead of the post, and if I get the post, I'm not logged in. I have HTTPS Everywhere for FireFox, and the Dreamwidth HTTPS beta option turned on. What is happening?
It may have started when FireFox updated last, or it might be part of my general computer woes, idk.